Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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