Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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