is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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