you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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