I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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