Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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