I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I am naked and annoyed.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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