Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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