I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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