Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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