yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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