Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You don't make any sense
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