I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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