mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish you could order shots online.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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