Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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