i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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