how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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