do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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