just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
