I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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