New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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