let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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