hell yes lets make some ravioli
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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