Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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