no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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