when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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