Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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