Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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