So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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