if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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