he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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