so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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