You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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