the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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