Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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