Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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