We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
