TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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