Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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