I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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