My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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