sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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