i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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