i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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