There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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