If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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