Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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