We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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