they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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