My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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