am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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