I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
