The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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