I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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